Newport State of Mind
(sung to New York State of Mind)

When I feel uppity
Kinda bourgeoisie
And my nose is high

I head to the coast of course
In the brand new Porsche
That I had to buy

I've never had to work
Though I'm spending all the time
I'm in a Newport state of mind

I'm high society
The Candy Store's for me
And the Ocean Cliff
I only date blond guys
Who have deep blue eyes
And who's name is Biff

I love being valet parked
And a Visa's golden shine

I'm in a Newport, I'm in a Newport

I'm in a Newport state of mind.